Microblogvember prompt of the day is “minister,” eh? Interesting. Well, I’m trying to discern my future (or lack thereof) as a minister. 🤷‍♂️ #mbnov

Would really like to know why, when my body senses a small amount of blood leaving it via needle, it goes to DEFCON-5, sweats profusely, and passes out. Doesn’t seem like the best response, in my humble, clammy opinion.

Do Republicans want fewer people to vote? Is that a part of the party platform? Are they worried that, if every USA citizen voted, Democrats would win?

Election Day in the USA should be a federal holiday. People shouldn’t have to worry about missing/losing work in order to go vote. Let’s incentivize civic participation.

Defund Daylight Saving Time. Standard Time All the Time.

Make Politicians Not TXT Me Again™️

Make November Chilly Again™️

Y’all. Why spend the effort getting up and running on Mastodon when you can just start your own blog instead? Try a domain, hosting, and WordPress combo. OR, even better, give micro.blog a try!

Pennsylvania political ads are… something else

Quit Twitter. Quit Facebook. Quit Instagram. Start a blog. Get an RSS reader. Write a letter. Read a book. Go for a walk.

Church idea: Start with a slow song, 3/4 in, say, key of C. Then, each subsequent song has to (1) go up at least a half step, (2) add a beat to each measure, or (3) get noticeably faster. Call it “running the worship gauntlet” or something and see how many parishioners notice!

Sure. Let’s put a bunch of election deniers in office. What could go wrong?!

🎵Waaake me uuuup, when September en—…wait, what the hell?! It’s November already!?!?🎶

Hey does anyone use Counter Social? If so, what do you think of it?

Hey should I get a video game console. And, if so, which one?

I’m as crazy as the next one, but it seems like Christians in the USA have lost our minds. Our theological minds, at least. What would be on your anti-Christian-Nationalism reading list? “Resident Aliens” (Hauerwas and Willimon) and the Barmen Declaration come to mind. What else?

What are the best THIN winter gloves out there? I’m looking for Men’s Large, as warm as possible with as little bulk as possible.

Christian Nationalism™️ doesn’t take its cues from the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. No. Instead, it sounds like Rome, Mammon, and Babylon.

Is Jesus Christ the Lord? Absolutely. Do these Trumpists and Christian Nationalists sound like King Jesus? Absolutely not.

Trying to level-up my Spring Boot skills as I write a proof-of-concept SCIM API…