🥳 Promoted from Software Engineer 2 to Software Engineer 3! Huzzah! 🎉
If you could only own one physical dictionary (and it can’t be the full OED), which dictionary would it be?
“Relax! Sure, the President’s dictatorial and Congress is feckless. But the Judiciary! It will come through for us. It just takes more time.”
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“OK, never mind. We’re screwed.” 🤷♂️
President sucks.
Congress sucks.
Supreme Court sucks.
What’s there to celebrate this Fourth of July?
How many of these slash pages do you have on your personal website? slashpages.net
Bidding farewell to at least the big beard and/or mustache until the fall. It’s too damn hot and humid out 😓
OK, confession: I already ditched the mustache, mainly because I don’t want to run in the heat with a sweat sponge on my face. Maybe I’ll give the mustache another try in the fall.
OK, be honest. Is it giving Nick Offerman, Ted Lasso, Tom Selleck? Or “I want to punch that creepy hipster in the face”? 👨🥸👴
Yikes. It’s almost like we put a bunch of terrible, stupid, pathological liars in charge. Hope this all ends well.
Anyone willing to part with a used or damaged World Book set that’s less than 20 years old?
“When the future’s architectured
by a carnival of idiots on show,
you’d better lie low.”
~ Coldplay
Don’t mind me. Just over here putting some modest SQL queries together as the world descends into flame and madness around me.
OK, what are we all getting really into these days in order to salvage some remnant of sanity?
I’m trying to figure out the easiest ways to address insulation issues behind finished walls and ceilings in my upstairs bedrooms and a bathroom. What would allow me to address smaller problem spots without breaking the bank or tearing up the place?
I have heard too many decibels today.
It’s too hot out and my kids are being extra annoying. Send help.
“Be the change in the regime you want to see in the world.” Yet another one of Jesse Welles’ lyrics that’s gonna haunt me for awhile. (From “Sometimes You Bomb Iran”, out today, look it up and listen.)
“From all oppression, conspiracy, and rebellion; from violence, battle, and murder; and from dying suddenly and unprepared,”
“Good Lord, deliver us.”
If you are/were preaching tomorrow, what will/would you say?
Hah, remember when only Congress could get us into wars?